Bob's Diner

As you know, Bob's Diner is Elftown's most successful and popular wiki. And I'm sure [Hedda] will agree, it's probably the only reason Elftown has lasted as long as it has. But Bob's Diner could use your help. B's D has a comment based economy and can only be successful and keep running as long as there are a steady stream of comments. But daily comment averages have dropped to an all time low this friscal year. So, if you care about Elftown, you should care about it's heart... Bob's Diner. I call it the heart because, of course, there is blood everywhere.

If you're one of the few 603 semi-active members I have invited to this wiki, it's because I consider us to be close friends. Remember that time I responded to your comment on that one wiki? Good times! Anyway, friend, you should go comment on Bob's Diner now. We have a mere 101 days until the end of the friscal year and B's D's tenth anniversary. In those 101 days, we require an average of at least six comments per day. Otherwise, we won't be able to beat last year's daily comment average and we'll have to increase human/Misty sacrifices to the Smut God. And nobody wants that. Especially not the Smut God.

Bob's Diner

Bob's Diner

Bob's Diner